Thursday 26 April 2007

Pointless life

I'm slacking.I hate to see myself slack,but I also hate to do my assignments.So,to slack more,I'm going to write in 2 language today.

I went out to buy some food an hour ago,and while walking back,there were 2 girls behind me,running.Well,it's cold out there and I heard them said that they need to use the washroom,so I kinda walked faster to swipe the key card so that they can run into the lobby immediately without stopping.I'm so considerate...

They were shouting while walking to the lift.Everyone in the lobby was shocked.We took the same lift and we had a chat,a crazy one...

Girl A:Man,we need to use the washroom,we're drunk and we need to go to the washroom..
Girl B:Yeah,we need to go to the washroom.What's your name?
Me:I'm Joe.
Girl B:Oh,Joe...Nice to meet you.Sorry,but we really need to go to the washroom.
Girl A:What your name?
Me:Erm,Joe...
Girl B:Oh,Joe.Hope you enjoy the night.
Girl A:Yes,hope you enjoy your night Joe.Now,if you'll excuse us,we need to run to the washroom.
Me:Yeah,nice to meet you too.Have a good night.

This is my conversation with 2 girls who are drunk and desperate to go to the washroom.They didn't tell me their name,but asked for my name twice in 10 seconds.

I wasn't able to solve my accounting assignment.Obviously it's because I'm too lame in Accounting.Anyway,Stephanie is back from Malaysia,helped me delivered my notes and stuff.Really need to thank her,I might find solution from my notes.Also need to thank SeeWeng,he helped me carried my things from Clayton to Melbourne City.

Living alone makes my life seems to be much terrible then I used to be.Life is full with laze and pointless,crazy,weird stuff.

最近本人超懒惰的。这是因为一个人住的所引起的,自制力不够,自我要求也开始慢慢下降,生活没有一点动力。四个字--死气沉沉...

啊,不爽...

算了,本人懒惰也不是一天两天的事。现在在努力的浪费时间因为花了一整天的时候还是解不了某个课业的习题。我必须承认,是我太差,所以才解不开,给别人应该可以轻而易举的解开...

刚才外出买东西,回来的时候遇到2个怪人。妈的,我最近也真的太"幸运"了,不是在网上被抓去听故事,就是在电车遇到吵吵闹闹的人,连外出买东西都会遇到怪人。唯一我觉得庆幸的事,住郊区的朋友吵架没有拖我下水,但是说实在的我也没有好到哪里去,因为他们会找我吐苦水。

哦,还有一件神经病到我吐血的事情,星期一晚上我接到从槟城打来的电话,限时一分钟,对方说:欸,你有一分钟,现在剩45秒。你还好吗?我跟淞杰和文勇在一起吃饭。...[下删15字]...欸,剩15秒...Okay啦,我要盖了。

接电话的时候已经是午夜了,我躺在床上,吐了一床的鲜血。

p/s.我在投资外币游戏里不断亏钱,不爽!!有没有人能教我怎样估计市场的起落?该死的会让人上瘾的投资游戏!

Wednesday 25 April 2007

严重超支

昨天晚上,我小小的房间一共睡了4个人。

我到现在都不是很相信...让我百思不解的还有几件事情。跟我老爸说这让我百思不解的事情的时候,我爸也赞成我的想法,也觉得事情很奇怪。

今天是公共假期,我住在郊区的一个朋友下来找我玩,然后在我的房间过夜。另一个住附近的朋友也过来睡。晚餐我们约了韩国朋友到附近的餐厅吃意大利餐,然后又去很有名的巧克力店喝热巧克力。

散会后我们回到我的房间。然后住郊区的朋友的姐姐打电话来叫我们出去。然后,用屁股想都知道我为了不扫兴就跟他们一起出去找她姐姐还有姐姐的朋友。付钱的时候我的心脏痛到我以为我有心脏病...到三更半夜才回来,由于太迟了,所以朋友的姐姐也在这里睡。

如果你以为这就结束了,那你就错了,我刚才又跟他们一起去吃点心。结账的时候我的心又抽痛了好几下。

我的钱包破了一个大洞啊...这个星期严重的超支,现在穷到连买泡面都要去挖银角。虽然Budget是我自己定给自己的,可以随时更改,但是我觉得,妈的,这次真得很糟糕...

欲哭无泪。

Sunday 22 April 2007

为什么不能小声一点?

这两天疯狂的冷。刚从外面回来,今天我没有带外套,只穿T-恤牛仔裤。

上电车的时候看到电车里有3个女生,把自己包的很像肉棕...女生甲放低声量,用浓浓的北京腔跟两位同伴说:哟,你们瞧,外面那么冷,她只穿T-恤耶...

哟,你还是真小声啊...

无论如何,我想我会把那句话当作是称赞,谢谢啊...

真的不知道是你们的小声不怎么小还是我的听觉太敏锐...

不要误会,我并没有对中国朋友有偏见。但是我是真的不了解为什么他们说话一定要那么大声?

不久前我就在大众场所听到4,5个中国朋友谈论着我不想知道的事情。妈的,真的吓了我一大跳...

上个星期的某个早上,我搭火车去上课的时候我也碰到了这样不知所谓的家伙。两个中国男生在火车上高谈阔论,根本不把别的乘客放在眼里。整个包厢都是那两个烂家伙的声音,我听着随身听还是能听见他们的声音,真的吵死了...

妈的,你当火车包厢是你家啊?!说话为什么要好像在吼一样,不能小声一点啊?七早八早就在吵,吵个屁啊?!

算了,他们大概是耳背...

并不是不让你说话,只是希望你们讲话的时候能小声一点点罢了。你们想说什么我真的不想知道,拜托,小声一点...

Sunday 15 April 2007

The End

I cannot believe the holiday is ending.

And I definitely cannot believe that I'm being unproductive over this period of time!!

I eat,sleep,online,blog and eat,sleep,online,blog and eat,sleep,online,blog.Man,life is so predictable,if I with Erin,I'll be eating and crapping;If I'm at my room,I'll forget to eat my meals and will be sitting in front of the laptop.


Hate the tutors,hate the tutorials.Hate the test,hate the assignments.And the really hatethe weather!Sometimes,all these things make me hate myself too.

Anyway,half of the semester is gone.Be productive,be good,be cool...

~The End~

**********

I was mad this morning,morning before the sunrise,before I slept.Received some bad news back from KL.Something bad happened.Although it's predictable,but I'm still mad.And you know what,it's not even my business.I felt so bad for my friend.And if I were in KL I definitely will go crazy and start cursing.

You see,even when I'm so far away from home,I still received news from home and get mad over incidents which wasn't my business at all.Oh,of course,there are some news which I knew,unofficially.But,who cares over the unofficial news?I can just kick someone out from my list when I go back.It's a good thing.

Anyway,back to the bad incident--The victim was a close friend of mine.I was so mad that I can't sleep.Imagine the anger...After knowing my friend's decision and reason for making that decision,I felt my blood boiling,rushing through my veins.What on earth is wrong?!

What can I say?It's a predictable incident but the timing is unpredictable.I have so many questions to ask but noone could answer me.


Damn it man!I wish I was there for my friend.I wish I was there to screw that person up!

Saturday 14 April 2007

你把我灌醉

开城市边缘开把车窗都摇下来
用速度换来一点痛快孤单被热闹的夜赶出来
却无从告白是你留给我的悲哀
爱让我变得看不开 爱让我自找伤害
你把我灌醉你让我流泪
扛下了所有罪拼命挽回
你把我灌醉你让我心碎爱得收不回
猜最好最坏都猜
你为何离开可惜永远没有答案
对我爱的太晚又走的太快
我的心你不明白 我梦到哪里
你都在怎么能忘怀
你那神秘的笑脸是不是说
放不下你是我活该

Friday 13 April 2007

不健康啊

虽然以前我的生活并不怎么健康,但是我还是必须说,这两个月的生活比以前的生活更不健康。

我没有抽烟,也没有酗酒,但是我的生活也可以很不健康。厉害吧?

一个星期只需要上课12个小时。也就是说,我一个星期只有12个小时是跟同学相处的,但是跟同学相处并不代表一定有沟通。我上课时不爱说话,因为那让人无法集中精神。所以说,我一个星期里跟同学讲话一定少过12个小时。我一个星期讲话最多的时候就是在Erin家的时候。

一天上课最多4小时。下课回家就是呆在房间里。当然,呆在房间里就是一个人的咯,没有人跟我讲话。想要跟墙壁讲话也不大可能咯,因为这里隔音系统很烂,隔壁的家伙会听到。就算是打电话回家,最多也只是讲个30分钟。我又不爱打电话给朋友谈天说地的,所以我一天下来讲话不多过5个小时。

我想我一个星期在部落格写的比我说得还多。因为我的身边没有那两只猫,没有跟我想通频率的同学,所以慢慢的我也变得懒得开口了。

少说话也没有什么不好啦,如果哪天我突然变得多话也许会更吓人。

这两个月除了少说话之外 ,食量也少了。一个人住,吃的问题真的很麻烦。常常都是随随便便就一餐,饼干,零食也可以。不然就是常常忘记吃饭。我不是懒惰吃,只是懒惰出门,常常进了房间就懒得踏出房门,又不看时钟,所以常常错过了晚餐时间。加上最近天气那么冷,没有什么大事我都不想在街上逛。

算了,少吃一点就当作是瘦身好了...

还有,我听随身听的时间比以前多了很多很多。基本上我踏出房门就在听随身听;然后在电车上,还有火车上;然后在课室外等上课的时候;然后午餐时间;然后下课后在火车上和电车上。

这种生活也未免太不健康了吧...生活无聊的很,基本上每个星期都重复着相同的事情,一点新鲜感也没有。

Wednesday 11 April 2007

恨情歌

为了要讨好你的欢心 我经常忘记我自己
感情是件疯狂的事 多了并不见得好
我不能随便我自己 快乐轻声的歌唱
都说你爱听情歌 来分担你心中的苦
不要像顽皮的孩子 老说为我唱情歌
常常我一个人在夜里 担心迷失我自己
而原来我是一个爱四处游荡的人
如果有那么一天我停住了 你是否就离开我

于是我叫我自己恨情歌 假装我不在乎
或者我不再去讨你欢心 我喜欢这样的自己
于是我叫我自己恨情歌 假装我不在乎
也许你从来都没说过 是我想得太多

Sunday 8 April 2007

Strawberries

We went to Strawberry farm yesterday.Everyone is crazy about Strawberries,except me.We planned to pluck our own strawberries but it went out of strawberries quite early.

So,instead of plucking our own strawberries,we bought some strawberry dessert and shopped crazily for strawberries.

It's so freaking good...


Obviously this is not the XS-sized-super-small strawberry that you'll see in Malaysia.How can you resist a Strawberry like this?!



How do you feel about these strawberries?This is heaven.

Happy F-Easter!

I've had fine dining at Jazz bar,Buffet Pizza,Laksa,Pancake,Pizza with Fish and Chips,Korean BBQ and Steamboat in 3 days.The food is so good that I think I'm gaining back the weight I lost.

The holiday is so good but I think the eating part is crazy.Suddenly,Easter has become F-Easter.Isn't that cool?

Ezien is eating as if there is not enough food in Hong Kong,so she eats so much and we accompanied her to eat.And because her work is so busy that she don't eat regularly and sleeps regularly,so she eats and sleeps whenever she can.

That's the life of a banker,too busy to eat,too busy sleep.I seriously have to think twice about my job in the future.


We rent a car yesterday and went to see some nice scenery.Paid some money and spent some time in a Maze,felt so much like a kid,I've never went to a maze,it's a good experience,you paid to get lost.That is so brilliant...Also,we went to a beach-side town to have some nice Fish and Chips for dinner.Calamari and Chips is driving us crazy,we actually went bought another portion of Fried Calamari and Chips right after we finished dinner.

Shit,I feel so fat.

We also went to Chapel Street for dessert after Korean BBQ lunch.Then after that we went to St.Kilda beach.Took photos with the lousy-looking camera that I have.Surprisingly,I managed to capture some nice scenery.

Tuesday 3 April 2007

嘘,你们可以小声一点咯...

今天听到别人说了很奇怪的东西。

一群说中文的朋友,在大庭广众下,用很大声地在讨论--你晚上睡觉时穿什么?

我应该知道的吗?你们确定要让那么多人听到吗?

就算你平常都是把自己包到像粽子一样,或者什么都不穿,裸睡的,我也不想知道。拜托,本人已经用mp3把耳朵捂住了,他们竟然大声到我隔着mp3都听到很清楚。你是想告诉全世界你是只穿贴身衣物睡觉的吗?然后还说,自己晚上如果穿睡衣感觉会很奇怪...听到这里,我就把mp3的音量调高,我才不想听到什么不应该听到的东西。

他们很大声地用华语来交谈,虽然这是外国人的地方,但是还是有明白中文的人啊,比如,我。该不会他们看我戴帽子然后一动也不懂的坐在那里,以为我睡着了吧?但是以他们的声量,应该能把睡着的人叫醒...

看到路过的人听到后回头看他们,我有一种冲动,想要跟他们说:嘘,小声一点,有人在看你们了。不久后大概全世界都会知道你们睡觉时穿什么...

最后我什么都没作,安分守己的听歌。我担心我这样贸然的劝告他们会被误会成窃听,哈哈...说真的,窃听只是一个借口,如果我真的就这样对他们说,我也不知道会怎样,大概会尴尬到爆炸。

这种东西关上房门再慢慢讲啦,不然可以小声一点咯...不要吓坏路过的人,还有在你们旁边的我。

Monday 2 April 2007

又是火警

我住的那栋大楼的火警在今天凌晨1点钟的时候把大家吵醒。我不知道是哪一个王八蛋想要把整栋楼烧掉,但是我很想一巴掌把那个该死的猪打晕。这样多时间不要选,竟然选在我刚刚入睡的时候让火警差一点把我的耳膜弄破!!

我那时候已经不是很清醒了,当时还打算又跑回去Erin家继续睡。

要烧掉整栋大楼也要选一个好一点的时间嘛....累人累物的猪!!

我很不爽的从床上爬起来,看着对面房间的人,发现大家都还在房间里打电动。但是我隔壁房间的房客都离开房间了,所以我随手抓了钥匙就往救生梯走。走出去后才发现外面真的冷到我受不了。我像石雕般站在那里一动也不动,拼命打哈欠,心里拼命在骂那个臭家伙。

我在墨尔本差不多45天,碰上的火警的次数差不多是在吉隆坡一年里遇到火警的两倍。在吉隆坡有时候一年都没有遇到一次火警。不知道是这里的火警特别敏感还是吉隆坡的火警没有在操作...

Sunday 1 April 2007

Busy weekend.

It's a busy weekend.

Went out for lunch with a bunch of people from KL on Saturday.Nothing much that I can say about it.If I want to describe what happened,this post will be super long and you probably won't come back again.

Anyway,went to Erin's place for steamboat dinner.Fendy was still feeling unwell.Slept at 2 and was waken up by Ezien's phonecall at 5.She wanted us to force Fendy to the hospital.The case was,Fendy didn't want to go to the hospital although he had a terrible headache and he felt like vomiting.Knowing that he's very stubborn,we need to force him to the hospital.It was raining heavily and Eway called a cab.

Eway and Fendy waited at the hospital for 5 hours to see the doctor.The stupid thing about Melbourne is,all clinics are closed on Sunday,even if they're open,it's only for 2 hours,10-12.So there are alot of people waiting at the hospital.It's either you're an emergency patient which you can see the doctor immediately or you'll just have to wait for the whole morning to see the doctor.Just don't get sick during weekends.

Eway came home at 11 describing how long she has waited and people she has met in the morning.A guy who had nose-bleeding and couldn't wait for the doctor,was given a panadol by the nurse.Another guy was sent in by the ambulans,was bleeding and wasn't able to walk well,left the hospital too because he also can't wait any longer,with a bicycle helmet on his hand.And,there's this old couple who went in at 2 and waited as long as Fendy!!Old people waiting for the whole night just to see the doctor.

Anyway,Fendy was admitted to the hospital for sinusitis,just a short admission.If you don't know what's sinusitis,please google it,thank you.We went to see him after lunch,and also brought him some magazines.We also asked him to call us when he is discharge from the hospital,so that we can come and bring him,Which I doubt he will...Well,it might sounds abit stupid but he's having a headache,what if he fainted while coming back?Haha...

And guess what,he really didn't inform us when he was discharged and he came home alone.

p.s. I'll briefly explain the relationship of the names that I mentioned above.Erin is my very old friend since primary school,now studying in Swinburne University.Ezien is her eldest sister,now working in HongKong.Eway is Erin's second elder sister,now studying in Melbourne Uni.And our patient Fendy is Ezien's boyfriend,also in Melbourne Uni.