Bad day for my brother.

My brother was robbed on the way home after work at Mid Valley...

My parents went to fetch him now.They said he was robbed by a man with a knife.It must have frighten him to death...He doesn't look tough,and he is not tough at all.Kinda worrying.He might be traumatize...

Now,I will like to curse the robber.I hope some huge lorry carrying logs will bang him when he's walking on the street.I hope he'll bite his tongue,choked and die when he's eating.I hope he fells when walking on the street,and fell into some escape canal.I hope he will receive electric shock when he uses electrical appliances.I hope he has erection dysfunction,infected with STD after having sex.I hope he fells into a big longkang during a raining day and I hope he drowns.I hope birdSss shit on him while flying on top of him.I hope someone does the same thing on him,take a knife and robbed him.And stab on his balls.F@#ker!

Since my brother surrendered his cell phone,so I just called to suspend his line.DiGi is quite efficient,didn't have to wait for a long time.Nice and friendly operator.But because the line is registered under my mom's name,therefore he asked me alot of question about my mom.I can't remember my mom's IC number.Well,who cares...

Oh,he's back...One lucky thing,he didn't bring his MP3 to work.

My dad was once robbed,in front of my house,once upon a time when there were no automatic gates.My dad was wearing a watch which is famous among robbers,so the watch was taken away.What was I doing by that time?Shouting and crying.What do you expect me to do?I was only 4 or 5 when it happened.

Yes,my brother is traumatized...He's now crying on my bed.

My brother has been planning to change his lame phone,and he's going to get it now.He'll have to go and get his new sim card and reactivate his line again.

My brother is traumatized,he's okay now,laughing with my sister...

Indon maid.

I hate talking to crazy guys.It's like talking to aliens that are from some planet far away.It seems like he don't understand my language when I said I don't know,that sucks!When I say I don't know,I mean it.I mean everything I said.

This crazy guy thinks that his ex-girlfriend still likes him.Well,maybe it's true,I don't know...But seriously,there're things that I don't know and wouldn't want to know.Hell,I'm not a walking encyclopedia that knows all the happenings in the world.I'm an ordinary human being and I'm trying to act stupid.There're things that we shouldn't know.We will know when it's time,be patience.

The way he speaks,makes me wanna give him a punch on his face.

You,should seriously learn how to shut up before you accidentally triggered something dangerous.

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I've heard of some stories about maid today and I'll share it with all of you.If you're planning to hired an indon maid,you should skip the following.

There's this Indon maid,did her 'bussiness' on the car park of the bungalow early in the morning.And she was sent back to the agent,immediately.She denies it when her boss asked her,and tries to spray the feces away with water.What is she thinking?Maybe she's not used to using a toilet?Don't laugh,there are people who can't get used to the sitting-type of toilet after squating for half of their life.

Another case that I've heard is the maid eating all the good food that the master bought without asking.One of the family member likes chocolate,and she'll buy plenty of chocolates and amazingly,they noticed that the chocolates was disappearing when noone in the family has been eating it.They knew it must have been the maid,and so,the lady master went and told the maid that the chocolates are maid of pork oil[so lame].The maid said:It's okay,I'll drink plenty of water and excrete it.Okay,I'm speechless...And when the lady boss buys fruit and put it in the fridge,she'll pick the largest fruit and eat it alone.Whatever you have in the fridge,she'll help to eat.

She's smart.

Now,I'm going to amaze you with one funny story.

This maid,actually has this fantasy of being in love with the young master.She wrote in her diary saying that their love wasn't blessed because the young master is a Buddhist and she's a Muslim.According to the lady master,she wrote all kind of absurd things about her fantasy.Well,if the young master didn't have a big and round tummy at the age of 17,I wouldn't consider this as a funny story.I mean,there're so many people and you...Wow,it's abit unacceptable.

What a taste she has...

radioactive.

Radioactive is bad for health,everyone knows that.But nowadays,almost everything creates radioactive.Why can't some people just accept the fact and go on with life?Why must they avoid this and avoid that,causing all the trouble?Radioactive is everywhere.You'll probably have to stay in some cave in the mountain to avoid that.

My mom knows this someone who's very health-conscious until I sometimes get so pissed with her.Due to the radioactive created by the computer,she kinda banned the use of computers at her house.But,because he has a son who's at the same age as me,college student,they must have one.So,she did get a computer at home,the most basic kind of computer,without a burner,but with LCD flat monitor.I find it very weird because she rather spend her money on a flat screen monitor than a burner.LCD monitor have less radioactive,got it?

Okay,so she doesn't has a burner,whenever she needs to burn CD,DVD,she'll call to my house,ask my mom this and that.And at last,I'll be the one burning the disc for her.How nice of me...

And yesterday evening,she said she has a few urgent DVD to burn.My mom woke me up from my nap and asked me plenty of technical things,because we don't have DVD burner in my computer.All we have was a DVD recorder and another DVD player,connected to the TV set.It sounds abit complicated,and it is complicated if you wanna burn the DVD in that way.I'm now burning the DVD on my cousin's computer.And there's some error in it.I don't care,I don't have the time to figure out the error.

She has planty of weird theories about health issue.And she's absolutely crazy about organic food.Everything in her house is kinda organic and the house is full with crsytal,all kinds of stone that scholars said it's good for our health,charcoal which was said to have the effect of reducing radioactive,and the crap goes on.

Oh,by the way,she doesn't use a handphone,you know...She has one,but she just doens't bring it out when she's away.Why?Of course it's the radioactive.Car produces radioactive too.I suggest she sell her cars and start walking.

She should enter the Guinness World Record.

二世祖

有些家伙真的很讨厌，不知道你有没有碰过。仗着自己父母有钱，又疼爱自己所以觉得自己做什么都是对的。我呸!撞墙吧...我讨厌二世祖。

有一个比我小一年的家伙，在下着倾盆大雨，打雷的时候打电话给他妈妈，然后对妈妈说：你怎么又把我一个人丢在家啊?这家伙只要从学校回来，一定是上网玩线上游戏，妈妈在不在家他根本不管。在他家还没有申请宽频之前，他家的电话费因为他每个月都过半百。这种人...你有资格说你妈吗?

而且有的二世祖不知道是怎样，说话前都不用脑袋想一想的...曾经有某个家庭一起出外吃晚饭，然后妈妈对儿子说：啊，你不是说要去念XX学院的吗?你可以问JR啊，她现在在那里念书。你知道那家伙说什么吗?他摆出一幅很不屑的样子说：哎哟，那间学院啊，给一点钱就可以进的啦...

当时的我什么也没有说，沉住气...一回到家我就开始骂三字经。这种人真无知...

对 啦对啦，人家老子有钱的很，可以这样子塞钱让别人收他孩子。那好啊，有种你就给 我把SPM搞砸，每科给我考不及格，然后塞一点钱给人家，求人家收你。说话前要用脑袋想一想，不然像你这样，脑袋迟早会坏掉，生锈。如果人家不收你，那你 叫你老子把人家的学院买下咯，没什么大不了嘛...

仗 着自己父母很有钱，花钱都不用想。想做什么就做什么。说家里的网络路线不好，吵 着要去网咖跟朋友玩线上游戏，要买电脑，要申请宽频。后来不懂电脑的父亲特地为他买了一套很棒的名牌电脑，还为他在家里装了宽频。那家伙连打线上游戏都用 无线的Mouse和Keyboard，用的是一流的设备，最后还是吵着要去网咖，还说什么那里的气氛就是不同啦...什么屁!!而那一套很棒的名牌电脑， 用了不到一年，就被他嫌东嫌西的，嫌速度慢，嫌无线Mouse和Keyboard吃电，卖掉了，然后再买一架自己组装的电脑。像你这样，一睁开眼睛就在玩 线上游戏到半夜，你expect你的无线Mouse和Keyboard的电池可以耐多久?一点常识都没有。

穿名牌，住独立式的洋房，还没考驾照就已经跟父母说要买什么车子，说话不经大脑。真不知道这些人以后想干嘛?想靠老子一辈子啊?醒醒吧!

这种人...

好久没见面。

我们两个人之间没有想念。因为有前嫌，我们只剩下埋怨。

他所谓的想念，那只是用来圆场的谎言。

And so someone said,"I miss you so".

Somehow I know that's not a fact,it's just a fucking lie.

Such actors,speaks of everything except the truth,with a mask covering their ugly faces.

Fucking liers...

玫瑰 2

欸，我有看到你那个关于玫瑰的blog嘞...
哇，N先生，你12点多打来就是要跟我讲这个啊?
没有啦...哇，你真的很神吼，这样的方法你也想到。
讲重点好吗，我要盖电话了。
等一下啦，我有东西要问你。
讲。
我打算要追那个XXX，你觉得怎样?要用什么方法?
做么要追她，她欠你钱啊?哈哈哈...
妈的，你可以认真一点吗?
认真?认真要收钱的哦...你要我多认真?你要为我的认真付多少?
哟，你现在是多缺钱?快点讲啦...
讲什么?好心咯，连追女孩子也要问别人么?不要这样没有诚意啦...
诚意啊...Okay，我去买99朵玫瑰，这样够诚意吗?
买98朵就好了，第99多是她嘛...你要对她说：这里有99朵玫瑰，你数数看...然后她问你你才说她是第99朵。
去死啦...如果她算错怎么办?算多了，算成有99多怎么办?
靠，那她数学也太差了吧...
你去死啦...

好心没好报。花了快30分钟接听这种电话还被人骂...

到最后，他还是决定了买花。这绝对是一个好的开始，至少他能让我知道这个烂招数到底有没有用。之前的那位男性朋友并没有用这个方法，应该说，他什么都没有作，也不想行动了。Don't ask...

我之前还在担心没有人帮我认证这个招数，现在终于找到人啦，哈哈...

现在想起来，觉得这方法还蛮冒险的。如果你想要用这个方法跟她表白，所以买了98朵玫瑰，站在她学校还是办公室外面等她。万一，我是说万一啦...万一这女生对你一点意思也没有，而且对你说：我们还是比较适合当朋友。那你不是要为那98朵玫瑰的钱哭死了吗?当然，有另一种可能是你彻底的被她的话伤了，然后完全不记得那98朵玫瑰的存在。

算了，还是11朵比较妥当，这样子女生数玫瑰的时候比较不容易出错。再说，如果砸了一大笔钱买玫瑰又被拒绝，那不是很惨吗?花了一笔钱买花，又要捧着一大束花在大门徘徊，还要被拒绝，蛮丢脸的...

啊，还是不要跟N先生说，看他有没有成功。

各位，拭目以待吧。这个烂招到底有没有用，很快就会揭晓...

Socializing class?

About a week ago,after having my nap,I stepped out of my room to have a drink.While walking down the flight of stairs,I heard a voice.

A lady was talking to my mother.I knew the owner of the voice,it's her.Instead of walking down to the kitchen,I went back to my room,waiting for her to leave.I knew the decision I made was absolutely correct.I knew exactly what's going to happen if I go down.

After she left,I went down happily,and mom says:

Aunt X just left,she wants to see you.She says it has been ages since she last saw you.

Wow,am flattered...

I was thinking:Luckily I didn't came down,haha!I'm such a genius. Muahahaha~

So today,after lunch,mom says:

Aunt X is coming later,make sure you show up.Let her see you.

Uh-oh,I need to find my fake-smile-mask...Hey,is she going to pay me for showing up?

The time has come,I went down to the living room,to show up--a guest appearance without getting paid.

Aunty. *Smile*
Oh,you're JR?
Yes...[Duh?]
Wow,you've changed again....
[Huh?]
You look different,in Primary School,in High School.You're different.
*Smile* [Well,one thing for sure,I didn't go for plastic surgery.]
People only changed once,you changed so many times...
.....[What's that suppose to mean?]

No,the conversation didn't stop here.We started,no,SHE started to talk about once-upon-a-time. Great...How nice...

My mom and her sat there and chatted for an hour.Well,I sat there too,showing the fake smile all the time.The only reason we sat there was because she wasn't leaving.The conversation was changing all the time,from how I used to look when I was small,to my sister whom she says was better then me[she says I'm naughty],my brother who never gain weight,the monkeys at our area,the mice in her house,corns that she bought and cooked in the wrong way,some nice salad that she make,entering High Schools,my pre-U course,her lawyer-to-be daughter,her second daughter who has also changed in these few years,a rude old schoolmate of mine....Wow,It's a neverending list.Isn't that amazing?

Now you know why didn't I went down last week.

One thing I don't understand,how come people likes to say I'm naughty.Well,not really naughty,it should be disobedient,I don't know the exact term,lets forget about it....I never said that I'm obedient,good,not naughty.Not that I remember things that happened once-upon-a-time,those are histories,for God sake.And I don't give a damn on how you see me.I am,me,the one that you probably won't get to understand for the rest of your life,so just remain where you are,and continue with your life,achieve growth.

I'm not trying to be rude.Just that,I don't know....You know how I dislike about such situation.

I should take up socializing classes...

玫瑰

曾经跟某男性朋友聊天，聊到了这么样子的一件事：

欸，JR，我想送花给那个谁谁。
哦，真的啊?你要送几朵?
现在一朵玫瑰的价钱是多少蛤?我应该会送12朵咯...
送几朵几朵有意思的是吗?
不知道啦...好像是有特定的意思的。
哦，酱啊...
怎样?
酱你就买11朵玫瑰啦，然后对那女孩说她是第12朵玫瑰咯...
欸，不错了...哈哈!!厉害...
哇哈哈哈哈...

我忘了我在那里听过这么一个烂招术...好像是身边朋友的真实案例。到最后这计划有没有成功我并不知道，但是我还是建议了我的这位男性朋友。

被爱情冲昏头的女孩应该会觉得男生这种举动很sweet吧?再理智的人应该还是会心软的，是吧?

话说回来，花一百元买了玫瑰花然后呢，等玫瑰花凋谢吗?还是去吃顿烛光晚餐比较值得吧...还是把一百元都拿去买电话预付卡，跟女友聊电话聊通宵...

这种烂招术，到底多有用啊?

说谎 - 张信哲

这次我又担心到天亮 现在你靠在谁身旁
窗外透进来的光 照得心发慌 熬过了失眠的晚上
每次你的理由都一样 其实我都懂只是不讲
把自己弄的很忙 其实是假装 看你这次要怎么收场
我说我会是你可以依靠的肩膀 而你却站在离我最远的地方
我爱你的心一样 总是选择原谅 你有多少借口除了说谎
如果我不是你可以停靠的地方 我们就到此为止不必再勉强
现在开始不一样 像路人经过身旁 你也不必装模做样
我会遗忘 别再说谎

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我的重点是：
1.要说谎就不要让谎言曝光
2.如果谎言是迟早都会曝光的，那就不要说谎...

谎言曝光的那一刻，被骗的人真的会觉得很糟咯...

有人要学说善意的谎言吗?我开办授课。先说明，我只教善意的谎言。

If you want to lie,don't let others know that you're lying.
If you know that the lie won't last,then don't lie.

It sucks when other people knows that you're lying.

Anyone wants to have lesson on how to lie?I can teach,but only lies that won't hurt...