Socializing class?

About a week ago,after having my nap,I stepped out of my room to have a drink.While walking down the flight of stairs,I heard a voice.

A lady was talking to my mother.I knew the owner of the voice,it's her.Instead of walking down to the kitchen,I went back to my room,waiting for her to leave.I knew the decision I made was absolutely correct.I knew exactly what's going to happen if I go down.

After she left,I went down happily,and mom says:

Aunt X just left,she wants to see you.She says it has been ages since she last saw you.

Wow,am flattered...

I was thinking:Luckily I didn't came down,haha!I'm such a genius. Muahahaha~

So today,after lunch,mom says:

Aunt X is coming later,make sure you show up.Let her see you.

Uh-oh,I need to find my fake-smile-mask...Hey,is she going to pay me for showing up?

The time has come,I went down to the living room,to show up--a guest appearance without getting paid.

Aunty. *Smile*
Oh,you're JR?
Yes...[Duh?]
Wow,you've changed again....
[Huh?]
You look different,in Primary School,in High School.You're different.
*Smile* [Well,one thing for sure,I didn't go for plastic surgery.]
People only changed once,you changed so many times...
.....[What's that suppose to mean?]

No,the conversation didn't stop here.We started,no,SHE started to talk about once-upon-a-time. Great...How nice...

My mom and her sat there and chatted for an hour.Well,I sat there too,showing the fake smile all the time.The only reason we sat there was because she wasn't leaving.The conversation was changing all the time,from how I used to look when I was small,to my sister whom she says was better then me[she says I'm naughty],my brother who never gain weight,the monkeys at our area,the mice in her house,corns that she bought and cooked in the wrong way,some nice salad that she make,entering High Schools,my pre-U course,her lawyer-to-be daughter,her second daughter who has also changed in these few years,a rude old schoolmate of mine....Wow,It's a neverending list.Isn't that amazing?

Now you know why didn't I went down last week.

One thing I don't understand,how come people likes to say I'm naughty.Well,not really naughty,it should be disobedient,I don't know the exact term,lets forget about it....I never said that I'm obedient,good,not naughty.Not that I remember things that happened once-upon-a-time,those are histories,for God sake.And I don't give a damn on how you see me.I am,me,the one that you probably won't get to understand for the rest of your life,so just remain where you are,and continue with your life,achieve growth.

I'm not trying to be rude.Just that,I don't know....You know how I dislike about such situation.

I should take up socializing classes...