Wednesday, 13 September 2006

沉默的后果

上课都会遇到疯子,你相信吗?话说今天一开始上课,炸弹就开始在班上乱开枪扫射了。没错,今天开始上课不到10分钟我就中招了。最近不知道在走什么狗屎运...

第二名在被问到昨天上课的内容是回答道:I do not know.哇,真是有种的家伙。

好,炸弹开始发神经了,全班人被骂...

Okay,过了好一阵子,她开始教新的topic,大家都快睡着了,就在这个时候,她又疯了。

以下是炸弹发神经的经过:

Do you understand?Do you need me to repeat?
.......[没有人回答]
Do you need me to repeat?
.......
Class,I'm asking a question!
....[隐约听到有两三把声音在回答]
You all are college students right?Pre-U students right?Why can't you all answer just a simple question like this?
.......[心里OS:你越是这样要我回答,我偏偏不要回答啊,怎样?]
DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT?!
........
VERY SIMPLE,IF YOU DON'T ANSWER,I TAKE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND,AND IF I ASK QUESTION,YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER!
....[随便你问咯...反正我最近常常中招]

我们的沉默激怒了她。

怎样?很棒吧?说真的,我们常常不回答她的问题。这她也应该要习惯了吧...她常常说:I think even when I talk to the walls,the walls will answer me.

Wow,I'm surprised...The walls can talk eh?Oh,really?Mind to do a demo?Let me see how the walls answer you.

5 comments:

evil yun said...

Hahahaa.. my goodness...you made her sound so pathetic... hahhahaah!!

JR said...

I never answer her,very lazy,even the answer is only a yes/no...

Anonymous said...

sad man!

to the 炸弹 and all of u!

失“乐”人 said...

别忘了,跟墙壁说话时是会有回音的。
我相信他一定很喜欢自言自语的,别管他!!!!

JR said...

晶莹,我觉得要上她的课的人才可怜...