Today's the last day of MUFY.How do I feel?I felt nothing,seriously.Call me cold-blooded.
10 months is too short I guess.I didn't feel anything leaving the school I spent my 5 crazy years,what makes you think that I'll feel anything in a 10-month-course?Well,it differs according to different people.Besides,we still have a Grad Night Dinner,it's going to be so un-fun.Or I'm going to be so un-cool. *Sigh*
I don't think I'll miss any of my lecturers.Erm,maybe only Ms.Esther,or maybe not.One thing for sure,I'll definately not miss Bomb.Why should I?I've been thinking some of the consequences of not going back to Kedah to see my grandmother.Thanks to Bomb,she says,almost everyday:Make sure you come for the Extra Class, if you don't come,you're going to lose.Remember,I'm not the one who's going to sit for the final exam.Argh,annoying,very annoying~It sounds threatening.
'Finals,is around the corner',that's what the ending of MUFY signals.Can't find a single reason for me to feel happy.Exam is evil,it's stressful,and it's crazy.It turns everyone who's normal into some abnormal freaks--Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.Okay okay,I know I always look like the freaky Mr.Hyde.
I expect the following week to be crazy,cause I know it will be.My schedule's all pack.It's just nuts.I need a break,I need it badly. Unfortunately,a break is one thing that I can't afford to have now.That's so sad.Gimme a break~
Well,I can have a LONG break after that.After the finals,I wanna sleep for three long days.
Skipped MUFY's Appreciation Tea in the evening.Just didn't want to go there and waste my precious time.Was trying to stop thinking of some terrible creature,but Stephanie,sms-ed me and told me about that creature receiving plenty of awards.
Wow,congratulations!I'm so happy for you.Congratulations for taking home the award I wanted!
*Puke*
That's so fake...
Relax,JR,relax...For the sake of your poor skin.
Hmm,that's why my skin condition worsen to such a terrible situation?Yes,I guess it is the reason...Thank you so much man,for worsening my skin condition.
Chill...I'm cool.
Okay,LeezaPizza's post reminds me of the result that was about to arrive at my doorstep.I shall start praying now.Well,relax,it's only some digits that is absolutely meaningless,chill...And,I'm never good in remembering numbers,haha~I'm one creature that has a lame concept on numbers.
Stop thinking of that person.Relax,remember your skin,your poor finger...
I'm cool,she's not...
堕落了快一个星期，什么也没作，但是脑袋并没有因此停下来。总是在想这个想那个，担心这个担心哪个的，很累...
刚才跟一位韩国妇人聊天。不知道怎样聊到韩国影星，然后她问：Do you like handsome guys?
我停顿了几秒[为什么要停顿?我不知道]。然后回答：Of course!
应该很假咯...
话说回来，有谁不爱帅哥的吗?我从来不觉得自己特别喜欢帅哥，我不觉得样貌特别的重要，只要你长得不太样衰我都可以接受。样衰者就像是第一名，第二名之类的那种人。没有特别原因不喜欢他们，可能是face-problem，长相不讨喜，又一脸自以为是的样子。
那，我喜欢帅哥吗?很重要吗?
Well,for people who don't understand chinese.This post is about a conversation between me with a Korean lady.So,after talking about good-looking guys in Korea,she asked,in English with a strong Korean accent:Do you like handsome guys?Ooh,this is one tricky question,one which I've never thought of...So,after pausing for a few second,I replied,fakely:Of course!Seriously,I don't know why should I paused...Why paused?Why paused?
I have plenty in mind when she threw me this question:Handsome?Leehom?Kaneshiro?Is it a must for girls to like handsome guys?What if I really don't fancy handsome guys that much?Hmm,and handsome is so subjective,how do you define handsome affects everything...
By the way,who doesn't like cute-looking guy?Yes,I guess I do like handsome guys,I guess...
The haze out there is killing me!I think I need a mask...If you're wearing a spectacle,you're probably thought that your lenses are dirty;If you're driving,you'll think that your car is dirty.But the fact is,it's the haze.Thanks to the Indons burning their jungle back in Indonesia!!
Anyway,just came back from Bomb's extra class.She seems to be in a good mood,a very good one.Is she getting married?Or did she just date with Mr.Lee Thye Chung[another econs lecturer in MUFY.40+,still single]?Quite a number of people didn't show up in class.No doubt,champions of skipping class will be the two Monsters.Speaking of Monsters,you won't believe that they grabbed people's attention even in the exam hall,divine...Just two typical flasher who flashes all the time,ah!超级暴露狂，大变态!!One of them wore super-short skirts,white-color spaghetti-strap with a shawl.没有看到乳沟，也没有看到股沟...
This is my finger,and it's rotting,I guess...I don't know what the hell is going on.I'm tired,hungry and home alone.
Was supposed to go out for dinner.Hey,I'm still here crapping.Yes,the appointment was cancelled.Duh,can't you see the word supposed?So,I went to my kitchen to find something to eat.Apparently,my kitchen was kinda empty[not that I wanna cook for myself],so decided to make myself a cup of coffee.Wanted to add creamer into my coffee but I added salt.Imagine how does my cup of coffee tasted like...Was so freaking pissed off.Why on earth do people keep salt and creamer in the same cabinet?!I have nothing to eat,and my coffee taste like shit!FINE,I'm not eating for tonight.I'll just starve to death!
Chill~Chill~I'm cool~
Bah~
Am I pissed?You guess...I'm so hungry.
刚才跑去跟别朋友一起吃蛋糕。朋友看我18了，就开起了黄腔。四个人越说越兴奋，好像嗑了药似的...这是个很奇怪的庆祝方式，四个人在车子上一路讨论不同的片子...
二姑传来短讯祝我生日快乐。朋友在晚餐时间还是陆陆续续有在传短讯。谢啦各位...
我老了。
生日愿望吗?
我希望一切顺顺利利，平平安安。
太简单了吗?
好。我希望Trials顺顺利利；Finals也顺顺利利；希望不要再被炸弹盯死；希望不要再不见这个不见那个；希望不要再不爽西不爽东；希望常常受到短讯；希望可以抽空去跟朋友吃个饭；希望抽空跟朋友去唱歌；最后，希望我的愿望成真。
哈哈哈哈哈~~
要求真多....
生日快乐，我对自己说。
露沟的Monster最近又有新动向了。除了露沟，还喜欢露Bra。真是名副其实的暴露狂...
今天早上，Hello Kitty有一点兴奋的对我说：
喂，你昨天有看到Purple Monster吗?
蛤，哪一个?
还有哪一个?那个很严重的啦，引人犯罪的。
她昨天坐我的后面啦，没有注意哦...做么?
哎哟，昨天阿，她穿的衣服很low-cut嘞，比她的Bra还要low-cut。
有没有搞错，你昨天没有叫我看?!害我错过了...欸，她穿什么颜色蛤?
呃，她穿红色的top，还有浅蓝色的Bra咯...
吼，红配蓝...
她昨天真的很引人注意咯，她这样经过我都忍不住去看她的衣服...
错!是看她的Bra...都是你咯，没有跟我讲，害我没有看到...
各位观众，精彩的还在后头...
今天，两只Monster依然坐在我后面。我忘了我是怎样开始注意他的...不经意的转身就看到了她穿了一件白色吊带上衣，红色的Bra。露沟也露Bra...白色吊带上衣有一点松松垮垮的，所以你不用很用力地去瞄就可以看到胸罩的颜色了。如果她的服装是为了吸引别人的眼光，那么我可以告诉你，她成功了，而且是非常的成功。为什么要这样蛤?乐趣在哪里?
如果要这样露Bra的话，我建议她买有镶钻的Bra，看起来比较闪，比较高贵[?]，比较适合她的tone，就整个很BlingBling的Feel。除此之外，她又可以很理所当然的成为大家的焦点啦...
甲：哎哟，你看，她的胸罩有镶钻嘞...
乙：哇，是咯是咯。不知道花了多少钱吼...
要离开的时候，我东西收收就站了起来。让我看见了，原来她的胸罩不是红色的，只是边边还有吊带上是红色的。正确的来说，她的胸罩是黑色的....还有什么?还有乳沟咯...我不知道她有没有用我提供的方法，让它看起来更深...但是，就算不画，她也蛮有料的啦。
我知道，此时你们一定再说我变态对不对?!哎哟，不要说我变态啦...
注意Monster的又不止我一个...这是因为生活太无聊了，所以必须从中找一点乐趣。
