Friday, 10 November 2006

玫瑰 2

欸,我有看到你那个关于玫瑰的blog嘞...
哇,N先生,你12点多打来就是要跟我讲这个啊?
没有啦...哇,你真的很神吼,这样的方法你也想到。
讲重点好吗,我要盖电话了。
等一下啦,我有东西要问你。
讲。
我打算要追那个XXX,你觉得怎样?要用什么方法?
做么要追她,她欠你钱啊?哈哈哈...
妈的,你可以认真一点吗?
认真?认真要收钱的哦...你要我多认真?你要为我的认真付多少?
哟,你现在是多缺钱?快点讲啦...
讲什么?好心咯,连追女孩子也要问别人么?不要这样没有诚意啦...
诚意啊...Okay,我去买99朵玫瑰,这样够诚意吗?
买98朵就好了,第99多是她嘛...你要对她说:这里有99朵玫瑰,你数数看...然后她问你你才说她是第99朵。
去死啦...如果她算错怎么办?算多了,算成有99多怎么办?
靠,那她数学也太差了吧...
你去死啦...

好心没好报。花了快30分钟接听这种电话还被人骂...

到最后,他还是决定了买花。这绝对是一个好的开始,至少他能让我知道这个烂招数到底有没有用。之前的那位男性朋友并没有用这个方法,应该说,他什么都没有作,也不想行动了。
Don't ask...

我之前还在担心没有人帮我认证这个招数,现在终于找到人啦,哈哈...

现在想起来,觉得这方法还蛮冒险的。如果你想要用这个方法跟她表白,所以买了98朵玫瑰,站在她学校还是办公室外面等她。万一,我是说万一啦...万一这女生对你一点意思也没有,而且对你说:我们还是比较适合当朋友。那你不是要为那98朵玫瑰的钱哭死了吗?当然,有另一种可能是你彻底的被她的话伤了,然后完全不记得那98朵玫瑰的存在。

算了,还是11朵比较妥当,这样子女生数玫瑰的时候比较不容易出错。再说,如果砸了一大笔钱买玫瑰又被拒绝,那不是很惨吗?花了一笔钱买花,又要捧着一大束花在大门徘徊,还要被拒绝,蛮丢脸的...

啊,还是不要跟N先生说,看他有没有成功。

各位,拭目以待吧。这个烂招到底有没有用,很快就会揭晓...

Thursday, 9 November 2006

Socializing class?

About a week ago,after having my nap,I stepped out of my room to have a drink.While walking down the flight of stairs,I heard a voice.

A lady was talking to my mother.I knew the owner of the voice,it's her.Instead of walking down to the kitchen,I went back to my room,waiting for her to leave.I knew the decision I made was absolutely correct.I knew exactly what's going to happen if I go down.

After she left,I went down happily,and mom says:

Aunt X just left,she wants to see you.She says it has been ages since she last saw you.

Wow,am flattered...

I was thinking:Luckily I didn't came down,haha!I'm such a genius. Muahahaha~


So today,after lunch,mom says:

Aunt X is coming later,make sure you show up.Let her see you.


Uh-oh,I need to find my fake-smile-mask...Hey,is she going to pay me for showing up?


The time has come,I went down to the living room,to show up--a guest appearance without getting paid.

Aunty. *Smile*
Oh,you're JR?
Yes...[Duh?]
Wow,you've changed again....
[Huh?]
You look different,in Primary School,in High School.You're different.
*Smile* [Well,one thing for sure,I didn't go for plastic surgery.]
People
only changed once,you changed so many times...
.....[What's that suppose to mean?]

No,the conversation didn't stop here.We started,no,SHE started to talk about once-upon-a-time. Great...How nice...

My mom and her sat there and chatted for an hour.Well,I sat there too,showing the fake smile all the time.The only reason we sat there was because she wasn't leaving.The conversation was changing all the time,from how I used to look when I was small,to my sister whom she says was better then me[she says I'm naughty],my brother who never gain weight,the monkeys at our area,the mice in her house,corns that she bought and cooked in the wrong way,some nice salad that she make,entering High Schools,my pre-U course,her lawyer-to-be daughter,her second daughter who has also changed in these few years,a rude old schoolmate of mine....Wow,It's a neverending list.Isn't that amazing?

Now you know why didn't I went down last week.

One thing I don't understand,how come people likes to say I'm naughty.Well,not really naughty,it should be disobedient,I don't know the exact term,lets forget about it....I never said that I'm obedient,good,not naughty.
Not that I remember things that happened once-upon-a-time,those are histories,for God sake.And I don't give a damn on how you see me.I am,me,the one that you probably won't get to understand for the rest of your life,so just remain where you are,and continue with your life,achieve growth.

I'm not trying to be rude.Just that,I don't know....You know how I dislike about such situation.

I should take up socializing classes...

Wednesday, 8 November 2006

玫瑰

曾经跟某男性朋友聊天,聊到了这么样子的一件事:

欸,JR,我想送花给那个谁谁。
哦,真的啊?你要送几朵?
现在一朵玫瑰的价钱是多少蛤?我应该会送12朵咯...
送几朵几朵有意思的是吗?
不知道啦...好像是有特定的意思的。
哦,酱啊...
怎样?
酱你就买11朵玫瑰啦,然后对那女孩说她是第12朵玫瑰咯...
欸,不错了...哈哈!!厉害...
哇哈哈哈哈...

我忘了我在那里听过这么一个烂招术...好像是身边朋友的真实案例。到最后这计划有没有成功我并不知道,但是我还是建议了我的这位男性朋友。

被爱情冲昏头的女孩应该会觉得男生这种举动很sweet吧?再理智的人应该还是会心软的,是吧?

话说回来,花一百元买了玫瑰花然后呢,等玫瑰花凋谢吗?还是去吃顿烛光晚餐比较值得吧...还是把一百元都拿去买电话预付卡,跟女友聊电话聊通宵...


这种烂招术,到底多有用啊?

Monday, 6 November 2006

说谎 - 张信哲

这次我又担心到天亮 现在你靠在谁身旁
窗外透进来的光 照得心发慌 熬过了失眠的晚上
每次你的理由都一样 其实我都懂只是不讲
把自己弄的很忙 其实是假装 看你这次要怎么收场
我说我会是你可以依靠的肩膀 而你却站在离我最远的地方
我爱你的心一样 总是选择原谅 你有多少借口除了说谎
如果我不是你可以停靠的地方 我们就到此为止不必再勉强
现在开始不一样 像路人经过身旁 你也不必装模做样
我会遗忘 别再说谎

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我的重点是:
1.要说谎就不要让谎言曝光
2.如果谎言是迟早都会曝光的,那就不要说谎...

谎言曝光的那一刻,被骗的人真的会觉得很糟咯...

有人要学说善意的谎言吗?我开办授课。先说明,我只教善意的谎言

If you want to lie,don't let others know that you're lying.
If you know that the lie won't last,then don't lie.

It sucks when other people knows that you're lying.

Anyone wants to have lesson on how to lie?I can teach,but only lies that won't hurt...

Thursday, 26 October 2006

残废

爱里行动不便 追不上你的美
脚步再快跟不上你的嘴
分开我骗了谁 想擦掉你的脸
擦不掉痛却更明显
你说你要的世界 在很远我不了解
分手就分手 别把话说得太美
我像个残废 飞不出你的世界
借不到一点安慰 为什么你拼命后退
退到了边界结果我没了知觉 就连痛都嫌浪费
在爱里残废 非弄得伤痕累累
累到我无力再追 最怕你突然要挽回
回到了原点 原点却又像终点 然后多痛一遍
我像个残废
在爱里残废

Friday, 20 October 2006

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Today's the last day of MUFY.How do I feel?I felt nothing,seriously.Call me cold-blooded.

10 months is too short I guess.I didn't feel anything leaving the school I spent my 5 crazy years,what makes you think that I'll feel anything in a 10-month-course?Well,it differs according to different people.Besides,we still have a Grad Night Dinner,it's going to be so un-fun.Or I'm going to be so un-cool. *Sigh*

I don't think I'll miss any of my lecturers.Erm,maybe only Ms.Esther,or maybe not.One thing for sure,I'll definately not miss Bomb.Why should I?I've been thinking some of the consequences of not going back to Kedah to see my grandmother.Thanks to Bomb,she says,almost everyday:Make sure you come for the Extra Class, if you don't come,you're going to lose.Remember,I'm not the one who's going to sit for the final exam.Argh,annoying,very annoying~It sounds threatening.

'Finals,is around the corner',that's what the ending of MUFY signals.Can't find a single reason for me to feel happy.Exam is evil,it's stressful,and it's crazy.It turns everyone who's normal into some abnormal freaks--Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.Okay okay,I know I always look like the freaky Mr.Hyde.

I expect the following week to be crazy,cause I know it will be.My schedule's all pack.It's just nuts.I need a break,I need it badly. Unfortunately,a break is one thing that I can't afford to have now.That's so sad.Gimme a break~

Well,I can have a LONG break after that.After the finals,I wanna sleep for three long days.

Thursday, 19 October 2006

I'm cool,she's not.

Skipped MUFY's Appreciation Tea in the evening.Just didn't want to go there and waste my precious time.Was trying to stop thinking of some terrible creature,but Stephanie,sms-ed me and told me about that creature receiving plenty of awards.

Wow,congratulations!I'm so happy for you.Congratulations for taking home the award I wanted!

*Puke*

That's so fake...

Relax,JR,relax...For the sake of your poor skin.

Hmm,that's why my skin condition worsen to such a terrible situation?Yes,I guess it is the reason...Thank you so much man,for worsening my skin condition.

Chill...I'm cool.

Okay,LeezaPizza's post reminds me of the result that was about to arrive at my doorstep.I shall start praying now.Well,relax,it's only some digits that is absolutely meaningless,chill...And,I'm never good in remembering numbers,haha~I'm one creature that has a lame concept on numbers.

Stop thinking of that person.Relax,remember your skin,your poor finger...

I'm cool,she's not...

Saturday, 14 October 2006

如果我知道就好咯...

堕落了快一个星期,什么也没作,但是脑袋并没有因此停下来。总是在想这个想那个,担心这个担心哪个的,很累...

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前几天有人跟我说:喂,你在生气啊?你这个眼神很恐怖啦,很像中邪...

以前曾经听别人说:你的眼神冷冷的很吓人,脸上又没有笑容,然后很像无时无刻都在想什么鬼点子。所以,你看起来很像很坏,很恶魔的样子。但是实际上你并没有那么坏...你的笑容很贵的么?这样吝啬你的笑容...你不怕眼神杀死人啊?不认识你的时候真的很怕会得罪你,然后被你打...真的不知道你脑袋在想什么...

很多人都很好奇为什么我不喜欢笑,为什么我的眼神可以那么恐怖。如果我知道就好咯...

你 们是希望我24小时都笑吗?总不会要我在被老师骂到不行的时候大笑吧?拜托,我没有翻桌子已经算好了,还要我笑给他看...还有还有,笑有分很多种:微 笑,大笑,苦笑,哭笑[不得],皮笑肉不笑,像疯子一样的笑...那么多种笑法,我目前为止还没有找不到一种最适合我的。再说啊,从小没有人教我正确的笑 ,。那我要怎样笑?

说真的啦,我真的不是那种可以无时无刻笑的人,而且我也不喜欢笑。至少你应该要给我一个笑点。难道没有好笑的事你也要 我笑到跟疯子一样?这样会被送进精 神病院。还有,不要希望我会在陌生人面前笑得很灿烂,这真的有一定的难度。我怕别人会觉得我很白痴,然后不敢靠近我。虽然我这样冷冷的对别人也没有让别人 很想靠近我...但是,我是很讨厌在陌生人面前虚伪的笑,那很假。

对于笑容,我还是觉得应该吝啬一点。这样一来,你笑的时候大家会比较珍惜。

至 于眼神,这是一个我研究了很久都没有搞清楚的东西。我只能说,我眼睛有问题:会漏电,会让人误会,也会吓到很多人,绝对有恐吓的效果。无可否认,我的眼神恐吓作用比较多,真的很多。也许眼神不要很亲 切的比较好,很容易被别人欺负...我一直都有类似这样的想法,也许很奇怪。该不会是被欺负的太多,所以为自己装上防护罩吧?我相信一个眼神可以杀死人, 可以警惕人,可以告诉别人:我在不爽,不要来闹。所以啊,眼神其实很好用。

我的笑容和眼神就是这样了,18年以来都是如此,下个18年也应该会继续如此...我短时间内不可能改变什么,没有打算强迫自己去改变什么的。就这样。

各位,请善用你的笑容和眼神。

Saturday, 7 October 2006

Confusion...?

刚才跟一位韩国妇人聊天。不知道怎样聊到韩国影星,然后她问:Do you like handsome guys?

我停顿了几秒[为什么要停顿?我不知道]。然后回答:Of course!

应该很假咯...

话说回来,有谁不爱帅哥的吗?我从来不觉得自己特别喜欢帅哥,我不觉得样貌特别的重要,只要你长得不太样衰我都可以接受。样衰者就像是第一名,第二名之类的那种人。没有特别原因不喜欢他们,可能是face-problem,长相不讨喜,又一脸自以为是的样子。

那,我喜欢帅哥吗?很重要吗?

Well,for people who don't understand chinese.This post is about a conversation between me with a Korean lady.So,after talking about good-looking guys in Korea,she asked,in English with a strong Korean accent:Do you like handsome guys?Ooh,this is one tricky question,one which I've never thought of...So,after pausing for a few second,I replied,fakely:Of course!Seriously,I don't know why should I paused...Why paused?Why paused?

I have plenty in mind when she threw me this question:Handsome?Leehom?Kaneshiro?Is it a must for girls to like handsome guys?What if I really don't fancy handsome guys that much?Hmm,and handsome is so subjective,how do you define handsome affects everything...

By the way,who doesn't like cute-looking guy?Yes,I guess I do like handsome guys,I guess...

Friday, 6 October 2006

Mooncake review?

The haze out there is killing me!I think I need a mask...If you're wearing a spectacle,you're probably thought that your lenses are dirty;If you're driving,you'll think that your car is dirty.But the fact is,it's the haze.Thanks to the Indons burning their jungle back in Indonesia!!

Anyway,just came back from Bomb's extra class.She seems to be in a good mood,a very good one.Is she getting married?Or did she just date with Mr.Lee Thye Chung[another econs lecturer in MUFY.40+,still single]?Quite a number of people didn't show up in class.No doubt,champions of skipping class will be the two Monsters.Speaking of Monsters,you won't believe that they grabbed people's attention even in the exam hall,divine...Just two typical flasher who flashes all the time,ah!超级暴露狂,大变态!!One of them wore super-short skirts,white-color spaghetti-strap with a shawl.没有看到乳沟,也没有看到股沟...

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Went to Sunway Pyramid,and because most high schools are having holidays,I saw quite a number of my Juniors in the mall.Although I saw plenty of them walking in the mall,noone actually greeted me.Okay,it's either I'm not popular enough,or they're just rude.Some of them are even under me in certain Guitar Club and Ed-Board.But,hmm...I think they do see me all the time as I do performance and I'm the photographer for most major events.拜托,本人的曝光率也不差好吗?多少也有一点人气咯...Okay,dear JR,admit that you're not popular and stop thinking about the past,it useless!

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Today's Mid-Autumn Festival.My family has been eating plenty of mooncakes for 2 weeks,very torturing...The best mooncake is from HaagenDazs,gift from some friends of my dad,divine...The best packing for mooncakes will be from Hilton Hotel and Mandarin Oriental Hotel.Mandarin Oriental's mooncake is smaller then the usual size,makes it looks cuter,with the black-color box,it just look great;and Hilton's mooncake was put in a wooden box with a tiny lock,a very special box.Nissan's manager also gave my dad's company a box of TaiThong's mooncake,in a rectangular-shape box....And the list of mooncake goes on...

I did not eat too much of those mooncake,not my kind of food,too sweet.I'm glad that the mooncake season is ending.Yippee,no more mooncakes for breakfast...They're too sweet!