I'm cool,she's not.

Skipped MUFY's Appreciation Tea in the evening.Just didn't want to go there and waste my precious time.Was trying to stop thinking of some terrible creature,but Stephanie,sms-ed me and told me about that creature receiving plenty of awards.

Wow,congratulations!I'm so happy for you.Congratulations for taking home the award I wanted!

*Puke*

That's so fake...

Relax,JR,relax...For the sake of your poor skin.

Hmm,that's why my skin condition worsen to such a terrible situation?Yes,I guess it is the reason...Thank you so much man,for worsening my skin condition.

Chill...I'm cool.

Okay,LeezaPizza's post reminds me of the result that was about to arrive at my doorstep.I shall start praying now.Well,relax,it's only some digits that is absolutely meaningless,chill...And,I'm never good in remembering numbers,haha~I'm one creature that has a lame concept on numbers.

Stop thinking of that person.Relax,remember your skin,your poor finger...

I'm cool,she's not...

如果我知道就好咯...

堕落了快一个星期，什么也没作，但是脑袋并没有因此停下来。总是在想这个想那个，担心这个担心哪个的，很累...

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前几天有人跟我说：喂，你在生气啊?你这个眼神很恐怖啦，很像中邪...

以前曾经听别人说：你的眼神冷冷的很吓人，脸上又没有笑容，然后很像无时无刻都在想什么鬼点子。所以，你看起来很像很坏，很恶魔的样子。但是实际上你并没有那么坏...你的笑容很贵的么?这样吝啬你的笑容...你不怕眼神杀死人啊?不认识你的时候真的很怕会得罪你，然后被你打...真的不知道你脑袋在想什么...

很多人都很好奇为什么我不喜欢笑，为什么我的眼神可以那么恐怖。如果我知道就好咯...

你 们是希望我24小时都笑吗?总不会要我在被老师骂到不行的时候大笑吧?拜托，我没有翻桌子已经算好了，还要我笑给他看...还有还有，笑有分很多种：微 笑，大笑，苦笑，哭笑[不得]，皮笑肉不笑，像疯子一样的笑...那么多种笑法，我目前为止还没有找不到一种最适合我的。再说啊，从小没有人教我正确的笑 ，。那我要怎样笑?

说真的啦，我真的不是那种可以无时无刻笑的人，而且我也不喜欢笑。至少你应该要给我一个笑点。难道没有好笑的事你也要 我笑到跟疯子一样?这样会被送进精 神病院。还有，不要希望我会在陌生人面前笑得很灿烂，这真的有一定的难度。我怕别人会觉得我很白痴，然后不敢靠近我。虽然我这样冷冷的对别人也没有让别人 很想靠近我...但是，我是很讨厌在陌生人面前虚伪的笑，那很假。

对于笑容，我还是觉得应该吝啬一点。这样一来，你笑的时候大家会比较珍惜。

至 于眼神，这是一个我研究了很久都没有搞清楚的东西。我只能说，我眼睛有问题：会漏电，会让人误会，也会吓到很多人，绝对有恐吓的效果。无可否认，我的眼神恐吓作用比较多，真的很多。也许眼神不要很亲 切的比较好，很容易被别人欺负...我一直都有类似这样的想法，也许很奇怪。该不会是被欺负的太多，所以为自己装上防护罩吧?我相信一个眼神可以杀死人， 可以警惕人，可以告诉别人：我在不爽，不要来闹。所以啊，眼神其实很好用。

我的笑容和眼神就是这样了，18年以来都是如此，下个18年也应该会继续如此...我短时间内不可能改变什么，没有打算强迫自己去改变什么的。就这样。

各位，请善用你的笑容和眼神。

Confusion...?

刚才跟一位韩国妇人聊天。不知道怎样聊到韩国影星，然后她问：Do you like handsome guys?

我停顿了几秒[为什么要停顿?我不知道]。然后回答：Of course!

应该很假咯...

话说回来，有谁不爱帅哥的吗?我从来不觉得自己特别喜欢帅哥，我不觉得样貌特别的重要，只要你长得不太样衰我都可以接受。样衰者就像是第一名，第二名之类的那种人。没有特别原因不喜欢他们，可能是face-problem，长相不讨喜，又一脸自以为是的样子。

那，我喜欢帅哥吗?很重要吗?

Well,for people who don't understand chinese.This post is about a conversation between me with a Korean lady.So,after talking about good-looking guys in Korea,she asked,in English with a strong Korean accent:Do you like handsome guys?Ooh,this is one tricky question,one which I've never thought of...So,after pausing for a few second,I replied,fakely:Of course!Seriously,I don't know why should I paused...Why paused?Why paused?

I have plenty in mind when she threw me this question:Handsome?Leehom?Kaneshiro?Is it a must for girls to like handsome guys?What if I really don't fancy handsome guys that much?Hmm,and handsome is so subjective,how do you define handsome affects everything...

By the way,who doesn't like cute-looking guy?Yes,I guess I do like handsome guys,I guess...

Mooncake review?

The haze out there is killing me!I think I need a mask...If you're wearing a spectacle,you're probably thought that your lenses are dirty;If you're driving,you'll think that your car is dirty.But the fact is,it's the haze.Thanks to the Indons burning their jungle back in Indonesia!!

Anyway,just came back from Bomb's extra class.She seems to be in a good mood,a very good one.Is she getting married?Or did she just date with Mr.Lee Thye Chung[another econs lecturer in MUFY.40+,still single]?Quite a number of people didn't show up in class.No doubt,champions of skipping class will be the two Monsters.Speaking of Monsters,you won't believe that they grabbed people's attention even in the exam hall,divine...Just two typical flasher who flashes all the time,ah!超级暴露狂，大变态!!One of them wore super-short skirts,white-color spaghetti-strap with a shawl.没有看到乳沟，也没有看到股沟...

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Went to Sunway Pyramid,and because most high schools are having holidays,I saw quite a number of my Juniors in the mall.Although I saw plenty of them walking in the mall,noone actually greeted me.Okay,it's either I'm not popular enough,or they're just rude.Some of them are even under me in certain Guitar Club and Ed-Board.But,hmm...I think they do see me all the time as I do performance and I'm the photographer for most major events.拜托，本人的曝光率也不差好吗?多少也有一点人气咯...Okay,dear JR,admit that you're not popular and stop thinking about the past,it useless!

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Today's Mid-Autumn Festival.My family has been eating plenty of mooncakes for 2 weeks,very torturing...The best mooncake is from HaagenDazs,gift from some friends of my dad,divine...The best packing for mooncakes will be from Hilton Hotel and Mandarin Oriental Hotel.Mandarin Oriental's mooncake is smaller then the usual size,makes it looks cuter,with the black-color box,it just look great;and Hilton's mooncake was put in a wooden box with a tiny lock,a very special box.Nissan's manager also gave my dad's company a box of TaiThong's mooncake,in a rectangular-shape box....And the list of mooncake goes on...

I did not eat too much of those mooncake,not my kind of food,too sweet.I'm glad that the mooncake season is ending.Yippee,no more mooncakes for breakfast...They're too sweet!

Stress?

This is my finger,and it's rotting,I guess...

Oh my god,is this stress?
Enlarge photo for clearer view,and don't get shock!

I have no idea what happened to my fingers.Well,it has been like this for some time,but not like this.This time,my skin dries up and I can't even bend my fingers...I have this illusion that this hand does not belong to me,it should belong to some old man/women...The skin is so dry,as if it has been dehydrated for weeks and it has got blisters on it.And the most annoying thing is,it itchs.Whose hand actually looks like this?

Yes,I definately think it's caused by exam stress.Although I doubt I had any stress,shh...

Salt in my coffee

I don't know what the hell is going on.I'm tired,hungry and home alone.

Was supposed to go out for dinner.Hey,I'm still here crapping.Yes,the appointment was cancelled.Duh,can't you see the word supposed?So,I went to my kitchen to find something to eat.Apparently,my kitchen was kinda empty[not that I wanna cook for myself],so decided to make myself a cup of coffee.Wanted to add creamer into my coffee but I added salt.Imagine how does my cup of coffee tasted like...Was so freaking pissed off.Why on earth do people keep salt and creamer in the same cabinet?!I have nothing to eat,and my coffee taste like shit!FINE,I'm not eating for tonight.I'll just starve to death!

Chill~Chill~I'm cool~

Bah~

Am I pissed?You guess...I'm so hungry.

祝我生日快乐

刚才跑去跟别朋友一起吃蛋糕。朋友看我18了，就开起了黄腔。四个人越说越兴奋，好像嗑了药似的...这是个很奇怪的庆祝方式，四个人在车子上一路讨论不同的片子...

二姑传来短讯祝我生日快乐。朋友在晚餐时间还是陆陆续续有在传短讯。谢啦各位...

我老了。

生日愿望吗?

我希望一切顺顺利利，平平安安。

太简单了吗?

好。我希望Trials顺顺利利；Finals也顺顺利利；希望不要再被炸弹盯死；希望不要再不见这个不见那个；希望不要再不爽西不爽东；希望常常受到短讯；希望可以抽空去跟朋友吃个饭；希望抽空跟朋友去唱歌；最后，希望我的愿望成真。

哈哈哈哈哈~~

要求真多....

生日快乐，我对自己说。

露沟-后续篇

露沟的Monster最近又有新动向了。除了露沟，还喜欢露Bra。真是名副其实的暴露狂...

今天早上，Hello Kitty有一点兴奋的对我说：

喂，你昨天有看到Purple Monster吗?
蛤，哪一个?
还有哪一个?那个很严重的啦，引人犯罪的。
她昨天坐我的后面啦，没有注意哦...做么?
哎哟，昨天阿，她穿的衣服很low-cut嘞，比她的Bra还要low-cut。
有没有搞错，你昨天没有叫我看?!害我错过了...欸，她穿什么颜色蛤?
呃，她穿红色的top，还有浅蓝色的Bra咯...
吼，红配蓝...
她昨天真的很引人注意咯，她这样经过我都忍不住去看她的衣服...
错!是看她的Bra...都是你咯，没有跟我讲，害我没有看到...

各位观众，精彩的还在后头...

今天，两只Monster依然坐在我后面。我忘了我是怎样开始注意他的...不经意的转身就看到了她穿了一件白色吊带上衣，红色的Bra。露沟也露Bra...白色吊带上衣有一点松松垮垮的，所以你不用很用力地去瞄就可以看到胸罩的颜色了。如果她的服装是为了吸引别人的眼光，那么我可以告诉你，她成功了，而且是非常的成功。为什么要这样蛤?乐趣在哪里?

如果要这样露Bra的话，我建议她买有镶钻的Bra，看起来比较闪，比较高贵[?]，比较适合她的tone，就整个很BlingBling的Feel。除此之外，她又可以很理所当然的成为大家的焦点啦...

甲：哎哟，你看，她的胸罩有镶钻嘞...
乙：哇，是咯是咯。不知道花了多少钱吼...

要离开的时候，我东西收收就站了起来。让我看见了，原来她的胸罩不是红色的，只是边边还有吊带上是红色的。正确的来说，她的胸罩是黑色的....还有什么?还有乳沟咯...我不知道她有没有用我提供的方法，让它看起来更深...但是，就算不画，她也蛮有料的啦。

我知道，此时你们一定再说我变态对不对?!哎哟，不要说我变态啦...

注意Monster的又不止我一个...这是因为生活太无聊了，所以必须从中找一点乐趣。

沉默的后果

上课都会遇到疯子，你相信吗?话说今天一开始上课，炸弹就开始在班上乱开枪扫射了。没错，今天开始上课不到10分钟我就中招了。最近不知道在走什么狗屎运...

第二名在被问到昨天上课的内容是回答道：I do not know.哇，真是有种的家伙。

好，炸弹开始发神经了，全班人被骂...

Okay，过了好一阵子，她开始教新的topic，大家都快睡着了，就在这个时候，她又疯了。

以下是炸弹发神经的经过：

Do you understand?Do you need me to repeat?
.......[没有人回答]
Do you need me to repeat?
.......
Class,I'm asking a question!
....[隐约听到有两三把声音在回答]
You all are college students right?Pre-U students right?Why can't you all answer just a simple question like this?
.......[心里OS：你越是这样要我回答，我偏偏不要回答啊，怎样?]
DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT?!
........
VERY SIMPLE,IF YOU DON'T ANSWER,I TAKE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND,AND IF I ASK QUESTION,YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER!
....[随便你问咯...反正我最近常常中招]

我们的沉默激怒了她。

怎样?很棒吧?说真的，我们常常不回答她的问题。这她也应该要习惯了吧...她常常说：I think even when I talk to the walls,the walls will answer me.

Wow,I'm surprised...The walls can talk eh?Oh,really?Mind to do a demo?Let me see how the walls answer you.

粗口，是一种语助词

我说不上是什么斯文人...就算是，也一定是--斯文败类。

我不是斯文人，因为我长时间都在讲粗口。

说真的，我还真想问：到底是什么人规定粗口是粗口的?

如果没有人在旁边说：喂，你作么讲粗口?也许你永远也不知道你自己在骂粗口...那到底是谁先开始骂粗口，然后又规定粗口是粗口的?如果一开始没有弄那么多事情，现在也不会弄成这样。是谁的错?以前的人真无聊...

我不是在强词夺理。其实，[对我来说]粗口，是一种语助词，不要想太多就好啦...有没有人同意?

当然我身边还有很多不说粗口的人，听到我用词不当时会在旁边瞪我，骂我...我想我应该感谢他们。除了在这些人面前我会尽量控制我的言语，我在家也是不骂粗口的。难道你觉得我跟我爸妈聊天的时候要穿插一两句粗口吗?别傻了...有一些语助词是别人所不能了解的...我想，这就是代沟。

还 有还有，我觉得骂粗口是一种发泄。对于我这种时常在不爽东不爽西的人，需要很多的发泄管道，否则我早就疯掉了...你有压力，我有压力，每个人都需要自 己的发泄方式。除了听的人耳朵不舒服，我不觉得我有冒犯到什么人[至少在我很理智的时候，我是不会对着某人骂粗口，问候他家人]。所以，我觉得适量的发泄 未必是一件坏事。

妈的，废话连篇...

噢，我骂粗口了吗?对不起，那是一种发泄，我的发泄。